Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes can lighten the scary mood of Halloween, which is why I always liked them as a kid. I shamefully admit that while I love Halloween, I never understood the thrill of being scared.

Classic joke I learned in ninth grade:
Q: What did the ghost say to the beehive?
A: BOOBEES!!!

Joke good on two holidays:
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite

Sad but true joke:
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: They have no body to go out with

This one is just dumb:
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone

This one will make you chuckle:
Q: WHo did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend

Awww....
Q:What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos

Nerdy:
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

And for the grand finale:
Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumkin patch!

For more Halloween jokes I recommend the following websites:
http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/halloween/humor.htm
http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkscary.html
http://www.halloween.com/halloween-jokes-1.php